lcvelymemes:

♥ MR. AND MRS. SMITH SENTENCE STARTERS
↳ feel free to adjust sentences to make it fit your muse better!

• ❛ I never told you, but I was married once before. ❜
• ❛ It was just a drunken Vegas thing. ❜
  
• ❛ What’s her name and social security number? ❜
  
• ❛ No, you’re not gonna kill her. ❜
  
• ❛ If you don’t like them we can take them back. ❜
  
• ❛ Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet. ❜
  
• ❛ The new curtains are hideous. ❜
  
• ❛ Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart… and that’s saying something! ❜
  
• ❛ Wait, why do I get the girl gun? ❜
• ❛ You gotta take this bitch out! ❜
  
• ❛ Don’t tell me how to handle my wife. ❜
• ❛ It was just my cover, sweetheart. ❜
• ❛ My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan. ❜
• ❛ That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today. ❜
  
• ❛ Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb. ❜
  
• ❛ Ask us the sex question. ❜
  
• ❛ Still alive, baby? ❜
  
• ❛ You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being. ❜
  
• ❛ Hey baby. I didn’t hear you downstairs. ❜
  
• ❛ These fuckers get younger every year. ❜
  
• ❛ I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding. ❜
  
• ❛ I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. ❜
• ❛ Chicken shit! ❜
• ❛ Pussy! ❜
• ❛ Come to Daddy. ❜
• ❛ Who’s your Daddy now? ❜
• ❛ Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch. ❜
• ❛ Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry! ❜
• ❛ I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey. ❜
  
• ❛ You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn! ❜
• ❛ Oh, I must have missed that day. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy. ❜
• ❛ Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. ❜
• ❛ Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. ❜
• ❛ Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is… you die. ❜
• ❛ You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl? ❜
  
• ❛ There’s this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don’t say to each other. What’s that called?  ❜
• ❛ I have a theory, newly developed. ❜
• ❛ I think you killed us. ❜
• ❛ Why do you care? I was just a cover. ❜
• ❛ It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart! ❜
• ❛ I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major. ❜
• ❛ Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage — sends a mixed message. ❜
• ❛ Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map. ❜
• ❛ you really expect me to roll over and play dead? ❜
• ❛ Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. ❜
  
• ❛ We should so not be allowed to buy these. ❜
  
• ❛ Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars. ❜
  
• ❛ We’re going to have to re-do every conversation we’ve ever had. ❜
  
• ❛ Have you been selling big guns to bad people? ❜
  

rpmemesandmusings:

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

1. A funny text
2. A sad text
3. A scared text
4. A late night text
5. An excited text
6. A taunting text
7. An angry text
8. A frustrated text
9. A concerned text
10. A loving text
11. A confession via text
12. An accidental text
13. A wrong number text
14. A text that wasn’t sent
15. A text for help
16. A helpful text
17. A comforting text
18. A drunk text
19. A bad idea text
20. A rude text
21. A long text
22. A one word text
23. A text asking for advice
24. A final text
25. A flirty text
26. A hyper text
27. A weird text
28. A sarcastic text
29. A heartbreaking text

fafs-meme-horde:

Random Number Generator

1. Fool (Beginnings, innocence, spontaneity, a free spirit)
   
2. Magician (Power, skill, concentration, action, resourcefulness)
   
3. High Priestess (Intuition, Higher powers, mystery, subconscious mind)
   
4. Empress (Fertility, femininity, beauty, nature, abundance)
   
5. Emperor (Authority, father-figure, structure, solid foundation)
   
6. Hierophant (Religion, group identification, conformity, tradition, beliefs)
   
7. Lovers (Love, union, relationships, values alignment, choices)
   
8. Chariot (Control, will power, victory, assertion, determination)
   
9. Strength (Strength, courage, patience, control, compassion)
   
10. Hermit (Soul-searching, introspection, being alone, inner guidance)
    
11. Wheel of Fortune (Good luck, karma, life cycles, destiny, a turning point)
    
12. Justice (Justice, fairness, truth, cause and effect, law)
    
13. Hanged Man (Suspension, restriction, letting go, sacrifice)
    
14. Death (Endings, beginnings, change, transformation, transition)
    
15. Temperance (Balance, moderation, patience, purpose, meaning)
    
16. Devil (Bondage, addiction, sexuality, materialism)
    
17. Tower (Disaster, upheaval, sudden change, revelation)
    
18. Star (Hope, spirituality, renewal, inspiration, serenity)
    
19. Moon (Illusion, fear, anxiety, insecurity, subconscious)
    
20. Sun (Fun, warmth, success, positivity, vitality)
    
21. Judgement (Judgement, rebirth, inner calling, absolution)
    
22. World (Completion, integration, accomplishment, travel)
    

nogoodwitch:

from their album who you selling for?

“There’s no one at all.” 
“I think I am gonna spend my last night here.”
“And now my life is gone.”
“I am a victim of my own self worth.” 
“I wanna take it back.”
“Oh my god, I wish I was dead.”
“Wish I could turn off the noise in my head.”
“I’m gonna drown in depression again.”
“You can have my body, but you can’t have me.”
“I’m a prisoner, won’t you set me free?”
“You can cross your fingers, but you can’t cross me.”
“It ain’t no place for a girl.”
“’Cause the city ain’t no place for a lonely girl.”
“She couldn’t weather those streets alone.”
“There’s blue skies all around me, and the world looks just the same.”
“Sometimes I wanna be free.”
“You can be the king of me, and I’ll be the queen.”
“No one listens to me.”
“I’m just trying to get away.”
“I’m not that high.”
“Who you selling for tonight?” 
“Woke up in a scream, thought I’d lost my sight.”
“I see all the chaos that’s calling me.” 
“It’s all too much for me.”
“I have lost touch with what makes me human.”
“I have lost touch with reality.”
“There’s something wrong with all of my friends.”
“I can be anything I want to be.”
“I don’t know who any of you people are.”
“I know I’m alone.”
“I’m already dead and cold.”
“I think I’ll stay right where I am.”
“I was nice to the people that I meet.
“I’m sure it’s all in your head.”
“Too many cigarettes, I smoked me to death.”
“And I will remember I can feel it all.”
“Remember when you didn’t care.”
“I don’t know what’s happened to me.”
“I hate what I’ve become.”
“When did I get so old?”
“Anxiety is killing me slowly.”
“It’s just a fantasy.”
“I was alone until you came and went.”
“Won’t let you go, babe.”
“All of these voices debate in my head.”
“You think you amaze me.”
“I lose my my mind from the sound of your voice and your laughter.”

andhungry:

MURDER BALLAD: A NEW MUSICAL LYRICS SENTENCE STARTERS.

• ’  someone’s gonna die.  ’
  
• ’  from new york to berlin come stories of true love gone awry.  ’
  
• ’  we all want to touch the flames but not get burned.  ’
  
• ’  there’s always a killer so logically someone has to die.  ’
  
• ’  you’re brighter than the sun and i revolve around you.  ’
• ’  after three years it became clear, with close inspection, no one’s perfection.  ’
• ’  aren’t you scared you’ll say, when you’re old and gray, a better life has passed you by? and i’d be the reason why.  ’
  
• ’  free will and fate both play their part.  ’
  
• ’  trust no one. stay on guard.  ’
• ’  i don’t want the sun, i’m safer in the static.  ’
  
• ’  it’s two a.m., i’m drunk again.  ’
• ’  what did you come here for if you don’t wanna kiss? doesn’t anybody want to kiss me?  ’
• ’  is your heart broken? did mamma ever tell you, bad boys, they don’t stay?  ’
• ’  all men are assholes.  ’
  
• ’  shut up and kiss me,  ___.  ’
  
• ’  slow down, baby. quiet your mind.  ’
  
• ’  come on, let me ease your troubled mind.  ’
  
• ’  sleep. that’s what we do at night.  ’
  
• ’  don’t pretend that things are alright.  ’
  
• ’  don’t make me a promise. people take those away.  ’
  
• ’  i don’t want anyone to love me — but i do want you to stay.  ’
  
• ’  i will conquer this damn city.  ’
  
• ’  won’t fall in love again, no, never again.  ’
  
• ’  a baby changes everything.  ’
• ’  you don’t understand. you will never understand.  ’
  
• ’  slow down. listen, please hear me.  ’
  
• ’  you, you are the morning. you start each day anew.  ’
  
• ’  i’m trying but this darkness won’t let go of me.  ’
  
• ’  how did i become so useless in this time and place?  ’
  
• ’  oh, god. i love her smile.  ’
  
• ’  things got turned around, fucked-up mistakes that broke us down.  ’
  
• ’  man, don’t be a fool. she’s not coming back for you.  ’
  
• ’  i had a dream of us in our sixties. was a cold winter night in new york city, walking down a cobbletone street. empty, but you were holding my hand, smiling at me.  ’
  
• ’  a kiss like a mouth tattoo burns in me and i don’t know what i’ll do.  ’
  
• ’  but if i choose to scald my story, does it mean that i’m in love with you?  ’
  
• ’  let me count the ways i love you, and then i’ll count the ways i don’t.  ’
  
• ’  she’s the kind of pretty to scare the words away.  ’
  
• ’  drop the briefcase, grab a cup of coffee, talk romantic poets.  ’
  
• ’  their words are yours to build upon.  ’
  
• ’  don’t forget the thing.  ’
  
• ’  you walked in and chipped out a little piece of my heart.  ’
  
• ’  stopped clock, doors locked, let’s shut the world out.  ’
  
• ’  i never knew a sound could ease my pain until i heard your voice speak my name.  ’
  
• ’  don’t stop, but don’t say that you love me.  ’
  
• ’  tears look so damn beautiful glistening on the screen, but no one thinks they’re pretty in a real-life crying scene.  ’
• ’  if you’re awake, we can talk.  ’
  
• ’  we could stay in bed all day just like we used to do.  ’
  
• ’  don’t ask how long. we’re built for longing.  ’
  
• ’  we all want the sun and skies.  ’
  
• ’  maybe a baby or two. a better life, i promise you.  ’
  
• ’  you and me were made for wanting. we’re always gonna want for something.  ’
  
• ’  i’m only here to say goodbye. we both know the reasons why.  ’
  
• ’  i fucked up, and i’m to blame. i’m gonna right this wrong.  ’
  
• ’  where are you? answer me.  ’
  
• ’  i don’t love you. i love ___, not you.  ’
  
• ’  i’ve always been in love with you, i’d do anything that you asked me. don’t leave me.  ’
  
• ’  we are two cats in a fishbowl. we are two dogs in a boneyard.  ’
  
• ’  you belong to me.  ’
  
• ’  so many alibis. go on, choose your lies.  ’
  
• ’  i know how happy we could be. what the hell was wrong with me?  ’
  
• ’  i’ll start my whole life up brand new.  ’
  
• ’  you haven’t aged a single day.  ’
  
• ’  don’t say a word. don’t wanna hear your lies, don’t you even try.  ’
  
• ’  little by little, i knew something was wrong.  ’
  
• ’  does this life bore you? did you have to get away?  ’
  
• ’  you know we love you more than anything.  ’
  
• ’  go ahead, now cry.  ’
  
• ’  they think they can return to when they were younger. like life was better.  ’
  
• ’  right now i feel like i could do anything i wanna do.  ’
  
• ’  i wanna watch them bleed. i’ll use my imagination and walk on it — broken glass, throats are slashed, their blood splattered on the wall.  ’
  
• ’  playtime is over, i’m not playing, i’m done playing.  ’
  
• ’  you’re mine and i’m yours.  ’
  
• ’  blood looks so damn beautiful. scarlet on the screen.  ’
  
• ’  it don’t take much to die.  ’
  
• ’  i can say ‘cuz i was there: love and war are never fair.  ’
  
• ’  please, look at me. turn around and look at me.  ’
  
• ’  go on then, walk away. you’re better off without me.  ’
  
• ’  please don’t say goodbye.  ’
  
• ’  before you walk away, if you ever loved me, please just hold me.  ’
  
• ’  you’re far too good for me. i know how much you loved me.  ’
  
• ’  no one ever gets forever. only days.  ’
  
• ’  i’m not erasable.  ’
  
• ’  he was mine and i was his. that’s the truth, i swear it is.  ’

fightasone:

Anonymously send me your favorite detail about how I play my character.

I will publish and respond OOC.

praefuros:

cursorium :

• ❛ please don’t go. ❜ 
  
• ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ 
  
• ❛ come get me. ❜ 
  
• ❛ hold my hand. ❜
  
• ❛ what’s for dinner ? ❜
  
• ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜
  
• ❛ where’s your coat ? ❜
  
• ❛ bring some beers. ❜ 
  
• ❛ are you home ? ❜ 
  
• ❛ say my name. ❜ 
  
• ❛ i can’t go.❜ 
  
• ❛ i’d like some. ❜ 
  
• ❛ well fuck me. ❜ 
  
• ❛ are you sick? ❜ 
  
• ❛ i’m so cold. ❜ 
  
• ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ 
  
• ❛ are you drunk ? ❜ 
  
• ❛ you better not. ❜ 
  
• ❛ please shut up.❜ 
  
• ❛ run far away.❜ 
  
• ❛ you are screwed. ❜ 
  
• ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ 
  
• ❛ get here easily ? ❜ 
  
• ❛ don’t touch me. ❜
  
• ❛ don’t be mean. ❜ 
  
• ❛ just leave me. ❜ 
  
• ❛ i like you. ❜
  
• ❛ talk to me. ❜ 
  

thatsecretary:

laharlgirl:

^{“This obituary is filled with errors - most importantly - I AM NOT DEAD!“
“The world is quiet here.”
“Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.”   
“PLEASE READ SOMETHING ELSE.”
“I have a long list of things I’d rather not do.”   
“I was in deep denial, and I’m not talking about a river in Egypt.“
“Could it be that our ______ is unreliable?”
“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.”   
“…and that’s why we broke up.”
“The thing with your heart’s desire is that your heart doesn’t even know what it desires until it turns up.”  
“When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are.”   
“S/he gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat again.”
“Sometimes words are not enough.”  
“Everyone tells you it’s all right to cry, but not enough people say it’s all right if you don’t want people to know.”   
“There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.”   
“But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”
“You, meanwhile, are often dressed like a slob, and spend your days serving coleslaw.”
“Imagining the worst doesn’t keep it from happening.”   
“Well this isn’t too bad, I don’t have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I’m left-handed or right-handed.”
“You don’t spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.”   
”When something simple and true takes you by surprise, it hits you in the stomach.” 
“It was a curious feeling, that something could be so close and so distant at the same time.”  
“Of course you can trust me - we read the same books.”
“You might be afraid of the _____, but the _____ is not afraid of you. That’s why the _____ is always close by.”  
“The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.”   
“Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again. ”
“They say love’s like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay.”
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.”   
“But somewhere in the world there is a place for all of us.”
“The only thing that made sense of the world was you.”
“Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up…unless it looks like an ax murderer.”  
“I want you to love me in particular.” 
“Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.”
“No reality has the power to dispel a dream.”   
“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world.”
“It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.”  
“Summer without you is colder than Winter, and Winter without you is even colder.”
“’Finders keepers’ is what they say, and I wanted to be kept.”  
“Nobody should feel pain all by themselves.”   
“We steal the happiness of others in order to be happy ourselves, and when it is stolen from us we voyage desperately to steal it back.”   
“He who wants the world must first escape from it.”  
“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”}   

ohmyaranea:

1. a shy kiss. 
   
2. a forehead kiss.
3. a cheek kiss.
4. a nuzzle kiss.
5. a neck kiss.
6. a hand kiss. 
7. a hug + kiss combo. 
8. a dying kiss. 
9. a bleeding / bloody kiss. 
10. an assertive kiss. 
11. a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 
12. a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 
13. a blown kiss. 
14. a sad / crying kiss. 
15. a quick kiss. 
16. a happy kiss.
17. a teasing / sensual kiss. 
18. a platonic kiss. 
19. a clumsy kiss
20. a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )

khagaan:

Breaking Bad sentence starters

❝ Fuck you! And your eyebrows! ❞
❝ No one’s looking for you. ❞
❝ Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much, but _____? I didn’t picture that. ❞
❝ I do not like it when you don’t talk to me. The worst thing you can do is shut me out. ❞
❝ After we finish cleaning up this mess, we will go our separate ways. ❞
❝ Right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? ❞
❝ I don’t know what you think you’re doing here, but trust me, this line of work doesn’t suit you. ❞
❝ I don’t want him/her to die at all! That’s the whole point of this! So either help, or leave! ❞
❝ I don’t imagine I’ll be here very long. ❞
❝ Where did that come from? And why was it so damn good? ❞
❝ Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? ❞
❝ We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die. ❞
❝ I don’t even know what to say to you. I don’t even know where to begin. ❞
❝ What happened to you? Really, what happened? Because this isn’t you. ❞
❝ I have spent my whole life scared. Frightened of things that could happen; might happen; might not happen. But I came to realize it’s that fear is the worst of it, that’s the real enemy. ❞
❝ This only works if they’re scared of you. ❞
❝ Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? ❞
❝ You go marching out there, and within an hour, you’ll be dead. ❞
❝ I wanted to say that — I’m not exactly sure who that was yesterday, but it wasn’t me. ❞
❝ You either run from things, or you face them. ❞
❝ We have discussed everything we need to discuss. I thought I made myself very clear. ❞
❝ I can’t be the bad guy. ❞
❝ What’s wrong with spicing things up a little bit? ❞
❝ You know, sometimes it doesn’t hurt to have someone watching your back. ❞
❝ Facing death changes a person. It has to, don’t you think? ❞
❝ A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man. ❞
❝ This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed! ❞
❝ I’m not turning down the money, I’m turning down you! ❞
❝ Ever since I met you, everything I’ve ever cared about is gone. Ruined, turned to shit, dead.. I have never been more alone, I have nothing! No one! ❞
❝ So that’s your — flysaber? ❞
❝ Aww, that was so sweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. ❞
❝ My advice? Never make the same mistake twice. ❞
❝ If you need assurance, I assure you I can kill you from way over here, if it make you feel any better. ❞
❝ If I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead. ❞
❝ You aren’t going to kill that dude in there. You know how I know? ‘cause you went to the trouble of putting a blindfold on him. ❞
❝ How did everything get so screwed up? ❞
❝ I am not in danger. I am the danger. A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks! ❞
❝ I like to think I see things in people. ❞
❝ You’ve signed my death warrant. And now you want advice? ❞
❝ I will kill your wife/husband. I will kill your son/daughter. I will kill your infant son/daughter. ❞
❝ I alone should suffer the consequences of my choices. No one else. ❞